Weird Rituals

These large outdoor bathtubs are weird.
I can't get clean with my clothes on.

July - An Update

Still eating, only now with a lot more teeth AND I feed myself when it's convenient.
Still crawling, only now I pull myself up all the time.
Still sleeping, only now I try to get out of my crib.
Still playing, only now I know the names of toys. (Bunny! Birds! Lamb! Clock! Book! 12345678910!)
Still going out, only now I crawl everywhere at story time and ride large animals.
Still working in the shop, only now I'm planning to hit the big time with cash for clunkers.
Still Princessin' the Pineapples, only now I'm taller than they are.

What???

Where have I been for the past month?????

Yo Peeps!

Today Mommy learned to not give me ice cream before bed time.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! No sleep for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pictures

I heard that there are photos of me..um...topless with some measuring spoons.
Do not believe them! They were Photoshoped!
My legal team is trying to get them removed.

Super Big Weekend!

Story time - the theme was a Picnic. I met a boy named Oliver
Then we went to see something called an Alpaca. Curious creatures. I also saw sheep.
Mommy made chicken and corn soup. I ate it, but I spit it at her.
Then we had strawberry smoothies. Yummy!!!!

On Sunday, we went to a big park with a buffet. I ate yogurt and some waffle. I like waffle.
I also ate grass.
I LOVE PIGGY BACK RIDES!

Summer Time!

I went to the Butterfly Pavilion today. I saw lots of cool critters and pretty butterflies. A few even landed on me! I got to try out my new stroller. It's orange.