I Can Do It!

I know where my nose is.

Do you?

Whew!

Man, what a busy weekend!
Grandma and Pop were here and we did super cool stuff.
Red Robin!
Swings!
Story Time!
Zoo!

I need a vacation.

You Gotta Try This!

The new strawberry banana Vivanno smoothie from Starbucks is the tastiest thing I've ever drank through a straw!

Big Day!

I got to eat breakfast out at the Egg and I. I did not see the Egg.
Then I got to play with Kaitlyn and Max. I stole Max's spoon. He gave me a ball toy.

Went to the peach festival and for pizza. Festival was terrible!
They were all EATING peaches. Tragic. We liberated a medium bag of them for $9.

I saw a dog wearing sunglasses.

Ate a big supper, now off to bed.

Maybe.

Competitive Eating

It's a career path I'm considering.
I think I'd be good at it.

Shout Out!

Hi PaPa! Thanks for coming over for supper.
Next time you can give me your ice cream.

Water!

I went swimming with my friend Ella today.
It was fun and wet.
I got to take a shower!
Then, I ate fish sticks.

1 Year Stats

Weight: 22 lbs. 0.5 oz. (75%)

Height: 31.25 in. (97%)

Head Circ: 18.375 in. (90%)

Tall, skinny, big brain!

Day 367 - Bad!

I was stabbed in the leg THREE times after being strip searched.
Seriously not cool.

Oh, look, balloons!

The Letter B

It is my favorite letter. All cool stuff starts with the letter 'B'.

Just Look!

• Balloons
• Books
• Bottle
• Birds
• Bunny
• Belly
• Ball
• Bumblebee
  

I LOVE RED ROBIN!

I got my own menu and I got chicken on a stick and oranges and ice cream and they sang to me and I got a balloon and it was so much fun!

Presents!!!!!!!

People bought me stuff. It's really cool.
I got...

• Ice cream and tropical clothes
• Books about Pigeons
• Books about Caterpillars
• Books about Birds
• Music Toys
• Big Squishy Ball
• Dressy Bessy
• Money
• Bounce N' Spin Zebra
• Balloons!
• Bath Toys

Day 365 - Best Day EVER!

Today was the best day ever!
Details after my much needed nap.

Pineapple Arts & Crafts Time

A birthday gift to the Pineapple Princess...

Excited!

I am so excited for my birthday party tomorrow!
I wonder what a birthday party is???

Teeth are a Health Hazard

How can teeth I don't even have yet make me cry and not eat?????
What will it be like when I have them?????

A Warning from the Pineapple Princess

I was recently informed about a rash of unauthorized Pineapple merchandise available for sale.
We believe this started at the Estes Park True Value with a line of infant swimsuits.
Please be aware that this is NOT official merchandise and will likely fall apart after a few uses.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Zia - Pineapple Princess & Official Pineapple Nation Merchandise Selection Committee Chair

Misunderstanding

This is not the the website I thought this was going to be...

http://www.fruitundressed.com

Fraud!

This Pineapple Queen is a fraud!

Important Lesson

It is not a good idea to stick 3 puffs in your mouth and then try to crawl.
I threw up on Mommy's feet.

An Open Letter

To the Parents of Typhoid Timmy who decided it was a good idea to take your disease ridden child to the Children's Museum on Monday....

Thanks a lot!

I am tired of pooping and not eating.

Please reply and I will send you some common sense for my Birthday.

Zia