Zia's Auto Tip #321

You can take your car to any certified mechanic. You don't have to take it to the dealership to avoid voiding the warranty.
Typically, an independent mechanic is your most economical choice. (due to the use of child labor)
They also have better hours and cuter mechanics.

Shout Out!

Shout out to Grandma B and Pop.
I hear that I will see you very soon!

Good Morning!

I slept a long time.
I ate my food.
I read a book about Panda Bears.
We are decorating for Christmas today. I think that might be cool.

Saturday Adventure

I went to Boulder today with Mommy, Daddy, and the bald man.
It was cold and I was bundled up.
We ate at The Kitchen. We sat by the kitchen.
Mommy bought me some Christmas presents. She wouldn't let me see them.
I went to the bus station and said Bye to the bald man. He was nice. I liked watching him eat his food.
I was a very, very good girl.

Pineapple Power!

A Warm Greeting from the Pineapple Princess

Enjoy.

Daddy's Sweatshirt

I got poop on it.

Hello All!

Sorry I didn't blog yesterday. I was too busy with my Black Friday shopping.
Plus, the Pineapples finished up the greenhouse. We are having a grand opening on Sunday.
No more frost hats! It's a good thing,since it snowed today.
Bye for now.

Happy Thanksgiving

I am thankful for... (in no particular order)

• Mommy and Daddy
• Stella and Mr. Turtle
• Grammie and Papa
• Grandma and Pop
• Aunt Dawn
• Warm food
  
• Great Aunt Melody
• Maggi
• Barack Obama
  
• Tigger and Lucy
• Olbermann Fish
  

Weird

There is a new person here. He is bald like me.
Tomorrow we will eat turkey.
Mommy said I can have some cool whip.

Sad

Where have all my comments gone?
I miss them.

Zia's Auto Tip #320

Ask your mechanic if they are running any specials or will match a coupon from a competitor.

Through the end of December, I'm offering a full synthetic oil change with 40 point inspection and free tire rotation for $39.99.

Dear Santa (Part 2) - The Addendums

Dear Santa -
Please don't forget about my Aunt Maggi.
She doesn't have a blog and I don't think she knows how to read or write.

Also, my mommy has a list for you if you want it.

In "Dear Santa, Part 1", I asked for a Fisher Price High Chair. It is very nice, but that was before I knew about this marvelous piece of furniture.

Thank you for your consideration. I am still a very good girl.

Pineapple Princess, Zia

New Outfit

I got a new outfit with little Aunt Maggi's on them.
Weird.
I wonder if Aunt Maggi has an outfit with little Zia's on them...

Goodbye Tuesday, Hello Wednesday

Such a busy day...
Ate my food
Met Mommy at Red Robin for Lunch
Slept
Got a balloon
Went to Target with Grammie
Ate my food
Played
Napped
Now Daddy's Home.

Street Cred

I'm Hip Hop Zia and I'm here to say...
I'm going to see my Grammie to-day.

Dear Santa (Part 1)

Dear Santa -
I'm new this year, so I'm not sure how this works, but here is some stuff I think is cool.
Mommy and Daddy say I have been a good girl this year. I have other references available upon request.
Thank you for your consideration. I hope you have a Merry Christmas.

P.S. Please bring nice things to my sisters, Tigger and Lucy. They don't have their own blogs.

• Toys
• French Nursery Rhymes
• Madeline
• More Toys
• High Chair
  

Ha Ha!

I laughed at mommy.
She's funny when she eats cannoli.

Bath Time

Splish Splash I was taking a bath!

Modeling Career

If I was any cuter I would explode into a rainbow of puppies and kittens with bows in their ears.

(The remainder of my photo shoot will be available after the holiday season.)

Pineapples and Thanksgiving

The Pineapples celebrate Thanksgiving, since most people eat turkey and not Pineapple. (This is one of the many things the Pineapples are thankful for.)

The Pineapples do not celebrate Easter.

Learning

I have learned...

• How to stick out my tongue when mommy does it
• How to gobble like a turkey
• About the pilgrims and the 1st Thanksgiving
• How not to take naps when I should
• That toys are no fun without batteries
  

Sleepy

I am very sleepy today.
Good night all.

Santa

I am working diligently on my Christmas list for Santa Claus.
I hope he has not been hurt by the economic crisis. I need STUFF.

Tomato Conflict Update

The tomatoes withdrew upon news that their General had gone mushy.
Peace has once again been restored to the Pineapples

Pineapple Press Release

Monday, November 17 2008

Pineapple Princess Zia has ordered that the Pineapple Army prepare for battle with the Tomatoes. Intelligence shows that the Tomatoes have violated Pineapple air space in preparation for a takeover of the Pineapple Kingdom. More updates to follow.

Tattoo

Mommy says we can get Pineapple tattoos when I'm older.
A lot older.

What a Day!

Up at 4
Eat
Up at 8:30
Eat
Poop
Play in Space
Car
Lunch with Grammie and PaPa
Eat
Poop
Grammie's House
Hair Salon
Sleep
Home
Eat
Sleep

Good Day

I had such a good day.
I got to hang out with Mommy, Daddy, Grammie, PaPa and Maggi.

Up Late

I was up late watching TV again.

I wonder.

If someone is an honorary Pineapple, and they were caught EATING Pineapple, would that make them a cannibal?

What?

Why would someone ask if I wanted a kid's menu?
I'm guessing it didn't look like this:

Breast Milk $1.99/oz.
Similac $1.60/oz. (available in 4oz. and 8oz. only)
Enfamil $1.60/oz. (available in 4oz. and 8 oz. only)

Jeans vs. Dress

Jeans win.

Hard Work

Professional photography is hard work.

Shopping

I like catalog shopping. They have pretty colors and pretty people.
I would really love QVC if I was allowed to watch TV.

Zia's Auto Tip #319

If your antifreeze is leaking, it's probably a bad gasket.

I like cute.

Grammie got me a cute outfit with polka dot pants!
Mommy got me a cute outfit for my pictures tomorrow!

Perfect

I am perfect!

Stop Cruelty to Pineapples!

Death to Rachel Ray!

(Warning: Images in video are highly disturbing.)

Food

I like to hold my own bottle.

Zia's Funnies

Gravity really gets me down.

I make poot noises out of my astronaut.

Classy

I burp like a grown man.

Zia's Auto Tip #318

Don't forget to check your tire pressure every 3 months.

Grammie

I had fun with Grammie again today.
We played new games.
I love my new aquarium.
I hope I get to see Papa tomorrow!

Hair

I grew more hair today!

Zia the Plumber

No relation to Joe.

Fear

I fear denim.

IHOP

I did not know that this was not the 'International House of Pineapples'.
I had prepared a speech.

Winter

Winter is coming. Time for the Pineapples to put on their frost hats.
We are raising money for a greenhouse to keep warm.

Max

I met a boy named Max at IHOP. He is much older.
I'm impressed that he can hold up his own head.
He drools a lot though.

Princess Declaration

I hereby declare that Grammie is an honorary Pineapple!

Big News

President Elect Obama has appointed me as 'Ambassador to the Fruit Nation'.

Fun Day!

I had a fun day at McDonald's with Daddy and Grammie.
I checked out the automotive section at True Value.
Don't tell Papa, but I can get the stuff cheaper at Auto Zone.
Mommy bought me pretty clothes at the mall.

Zia's Auto Tip #317

Don't forget to change your wiper blades before winter.

Moon Walk!

Turtles in Space!

I didn't know that Stella and Mr. Turtle and Mommy could all go into space too. I'm glad.

Pineapple Update

We're preparing for the Pineapple Polka Dot Ball on Sunday.
We invited the strawberries, the carrots, and the marshmallows.

Dr. Phil

I'm watching Dr. Phil right now.

Windy

It was very windy in Boulder today.
Mommy ate a panini.
Her friend bought me clothes at Macy's.

Yo

I'm hip hop Zia and I'm here to say...
I like to eat my milk all day.

(I'm DJ'ing a party for the Pineapples tonight)

Tummy Time

Stop putting me on my tummy!
I don't like it!

Fuss Bucket

I saved all my fussy for Mommy and Daddy.
I had fun with Papa today. I went easy on him though.

I'm going to Panera with Mommy tomorrow.

Touchy

Mommy doesn't like it when I talk about Space Camp.
I'm excited for Papa to come visit me though. I'll try not to be fussy.

Hair

I'm going to get my hair done with Mommy tonight.
I'm thinking maybe a few highlights and a trim.
I'm tied of having hair like Joe Biden.

Big Night

Everyone should get 12 hours of sleep every night!
I feel gooooooooooooood!

President Obama

That was Change a lot of people could believe in.

Bored

Call something already!

Election Night - 3

MSNBC calls Ohio for Obama.
Mommy says that is really good news.

Election Night - 2

Obama is ahead, but they haven't called any swing states yet.
I bet I get to stay up late tonight.

Election Night - 1

I am very sleepy. I hope I can stay awake.
Indiana and Kentucky polls have closed.
Wolf Blitzer is a funny name.

Happy Birthday Mommy!

I want to stay awake for your entire birthday.
I might cry, eat and poop a lot though.

All About Me

I am so fussy!
I am so hungry!

Shout Out!

Shout Out to Great Aunt Melody!

Song

I'm Zia with a Z-I-A.
I refuse to take my naps today.
I like to sit and cry and play.
I'm Zia with a Z-I-A.

Today

Just gonna hang out with Mommy today.
I gotta get caught up on my Princess Paperwork.

Modesty

Obligatory first bath photo.

Sweet!

I got a new pretty outfit to wear to Denver.
We got pizza for Mommy's birthday.

Election Night

Join me, Zia, for live election night blogging.

Shout Out

Shout Out to the Pineapples!

Slumber Party!

I'm going to Grammie and Papa's for a slumber party!
Mama got me a pink backpack for my stuff.
Stella and Mr. Turtle are going too.
They don't have their own backpacks.

3 AM

Baby, It's 3 AM, I must be lonely....and hungry.

Thanks

This is Zia's mom.

Thanks to Grammie and Papa for a wonderful Halloween celebration! (Even if Grammie did think she was Santa or maybe a strawberry.)

We have many new traditions for little miss Zia!