The following photo was recently taken in the cupboard of Honorary Pineapple, Grammie. It seems that Grammie is somehow involved with known Pineapple enemy, Kroger.
A hearing to determine Grammie's future as a Honorary Pineapple will be held when the Pineapples wake from their slumber in late March.
No further comment.
Pineapple Princess Zia
3 comments:
Oh my . . . This development saddens me greatly. I will return Exhibit A to Kroger's and issue a statement condemning them for their ludicrous acts.
Do I need to consult my attorney?
Please don't forget my Grammie love and sincere devotion to the Princess.
I have it on good authority that the pineapples used in production herein where those savagely discarded by Pineapple Enemy Aldi Conglomerate in December. Had Grammie not purchased the tidbits they would have been crushed and sold in their own juice. It is my assertion that Grammie has saved the Pineapples from this barbarism.
PIO Great Aunt Melody
Thank you PIO Great Aunt Melody for making sense of this all.
I have been a devoted and diligent supporter of the Pineapple Kingdom, which is why the Princess saw fit for me to be an Honorary Pineapple.
It is my hope that she accepts this explanation and rescinds the council meeting in March.
After all, she is new to the Kingdom.
Grammie
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