Scandal - Update

8:16 PM
Intelligence reports have cleared Grammie of any wrong doing in the Kroger Pineapple scandal. Her Honorary Pineapple status is not in danger.

However, since Grammie is from Illinois where corruption runs rampant, the Pineapples will keep an eye on her for any future impropriety.

Pineapple Princess Zia

1 comments:

Melody | January 13, 2009 at 4:49 AM

As always, you have made a sound judgment, Princess Zia.

The Governor of Illinois has vigorously and viciously attacked several fruits recently. My sources report the peaches obtained a declaration of infruitment against the governor just last week.

I am confident as a fellow Illinoisan the newly elected President Obama will eradicate Pineapple corruption in our fair state.

Your Devoted PIO and Great Aunt,
Melody

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