I'm going to Red Lobster with Grammie, Papa, Mommy and Daddy today.
Mommy found out 1 year ago today that she was having ME!
Zia's Auto Tip #323
Always make sure your shop uses name brand oil when you get your oil changed.
Make sure they dispose of it in an ecologically friendly manner too.
(Of course, if you come to my shop, you don't have to worry about it. We do things right.)
Make sure they dispose of it in an ecologically friendly manner too.
(Of course, if you come to my shop, you don't have to worry about it. We do things right.)
Whoa!
We've been so backlogged at the shop that I haven't had time to blog.
I'm taking the rest of the week off to do baby stuff.
I'm going to work on grabbing things with my hands.
I'm taking the rest of the week off to do baby stuff.
I'm going to work on grabbing things with my hands.
Weigh In
In this corner....Weighing in at 13 pounds 7.5 ounces.....
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIA Kissinger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIA Kissinger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today
I had a fun day with Grammie while Mommy and Daddy went out shopping.
They ate fish. I ate milk.
They bought me a book.
They ate fish. I ate milk.
They bought me a book.
Stuff
Here's what I got. Pictures to come.
- Books with pretty pictures
- French nursery rhyme book
- Sock Monkey
- Music Bird
- Octopus
- Sophie LaGiraffe
- Ziabra (Zebra) Puppet (handknit in Kenya!)
- Socks (yah! - from the Pineapples)
- Leg wamers
- Pretty outfits
- Work clothes for the shop
- Pony rattle (from Stella & Mr. Turtle)
- Gold coins
- Squishy blocks
- Alphabet blocks
- Sweater Monkey
- A TRIPP TRAPP! (I don't really know what this is yet, but mommy is excited.)
Dang It
It's Christmas and I'm awake.
I don't understand why I can't open my presents now.
Mommy told Lucy and I that we have to wait until 'morning'.
I don't understand why I can't open my presents now.
Mommy told Lucy and I that we have to wait until 'morning'.
Merry Christmas Eve!
I'm going to stay up and wait for Santa.
I have cookies for him and caramel corn for the reindeer.
I have cookies for him and caramel corn for the reindeer.
Urgent Pineapple Nation Update
It was brought to my attention by Pineapple Intelligence Officer Great Aunt Melody that some of our beloved Pineapples were kidnapped by grocery conglomerate Aldi's.
A strike team, led by honorary Pineapple Chuck Norris, was able to successfully rescue the Pineapples and return them to the greenhouse.
The rogue porcupine has been removed from duty and replaced by a loyal badger.
Pineapple Princess Zia
A strike team, led by honorary Pineapple Chuck Norris, was able to successfully rescue the Pineapples and return them to the greenhouse.
The rogue porcupine has been removed from duty and replaced by a loyal badger.
Pineapple Princess Zia
Pineapple Update
The pineapples are resting comfortably in the greenhouse.
The porcupines have successfully warded off attacks from the tomatoes and pine nuts (the mentally unstable pineapples).
The Princess weather service is estimating that the Pineapples will be awaking the 3rd Thursday in March, weather permitting.
At that time we celebrate the coming season with Pineapple Fest '09.
The porcupines have successfully warded off attacks from the tomatoes and pine nuts (the mentally unstable pineapples).
The Princess weather service is estimating that the Pineapples will be awaking the 3rd Thursday in March, weather permitting.
At that time we celebrate the coming season with Pineapple Fest '09.
Sweet!
Mommy and Daddy are open late, just like Wendy's.
I just ordered a 4oz'er of Similac off the dollar menu.
I just ordered a 4oz'er of Similac off the dollar menu.
Pineapple Princess BiMonthly Physician Check Up
- I weigh 13 1lbs 1/2 oz.
- I am 24" long (Grammie says they can use me to measure fabric at TV)
- I am a very, very good girl
- I got 2 shots
- I got 2 Tweety Bird band-aids
- Dr. Beuf is nice
- I am fit to continue serving as Princess Pineapple
Zia's Auto Tip #322
With proper care by a certified mechanic many of today’s cars can last 200,000 miles or more, and owners seeking to limit repair costs by trading in their vehicle every three to five years may lose out on thousands of savings.
Santa News Alert
The Santa at the mall is NOT the real Santa.
The real Santa would not hide behind trees and make you pay to see him.
I'm going to see the REAL Santa tomorrow.
The real Santa would not hide behind trees and make you pay to see him.
I'm going to see the REAL Santa tomorrow.
Grandma and Pop
Grandma and Pop came to visit me.
They are very cool.
Pop has hair like me.
Grandma feeds me.
I will miss them.
They are very cool.
Pop has hair like me.
Grandma feeds me.
I will miss them.
Cold
It's so cold outside. I'm glad I live inside.
I played Roly Poly with Grammie today.
She says I am very smart.
I get to see Grandma B and Pop tomorrow. I hope they're bringing their frost hats!
I played Roly Poly with Grammie today.
She says I am very smart.
I get to see Grandma B and Pop tomorrow. I hope they're bringing their frost hats!
Sleepy
I am a very sleep girl today.
I played hard today.
I ate my food and slept at the same time.
I will be a very happy baby in the morning. (Hopefully not before 6, says Mommy).
I played hard today.
I ate my food and slept at the same time.
I will be a very happy baby in the morning. (Hopefully not before 6, says Mommy).
Hibernation
The Pineapples have officially gone into hibernation for the winter.
During this time I will get caught up on all my Princess paperwork and plan our spring activities.
We have hired porcupines to guard the greenhouse during this time.
Princess Pineapple Zia
During this time I will get caught up on all my Princess paperwork and plan our spring activities.
We have hired porcupines to guard the greenhouse during this time.
Princess Pineapple Zia
Zia's Auto Tip #321
You can take your car to any certified mechanic. You don't have to take it to the dealership to avoid voiding the warranty.
Typically, an independent mechanic is your most economical choice. (due to the use of child labor)
They also have better hours and cuter mechanics.
Typically, an independent mechanic is your most economical choice. (due to the use of child labor)
They also have better hours and cuter mechanics.
Good Morning!
I slept a long time.
I ate my food.
I read a book about Panda Bears.
We are decorating for Christmas today. I think that might be cool.
I ate my food.
I read a book about Panda Bears.
We are decorating for Christmas today. I think that might be cool.
Saturday Adventure
I went to Boulder today with Mommy, Daddy, and the bald man.
It was cold and I was bundled up.
We ate at The Kitchen. We sat by the kitchen.
Mommy bought me some Christmas presents. She wouldn't let me see them.
I went to the bus station and said Bye to the bald man. He was nice. I liked watching him eat his food.
I was a very, very good girl.
Pineapple Power!
Hello All!
Sorry I didn't blog yesterday. I was too busy with my Black Friday shopping.
Plus, the Pineapples finished up the greenhouse. We are having a grand opening on Sunday.
No more frost hats! It's a good thing,since it snowed today.
Bye for now.
Plus, the Pineapples finished up the greenhouse. We are having a grand opening on Sunday.
No more frost hats! It's a good thing,since it snowed today.
Bye for now.
Happy Thanksgiving
I am thankful for... (in no particular order)
- Mommy and Daddy
- Stella and Mr. Turtle
- Grammie and Papa
- Grandma and Pop
- Aunt Dawn
- Warm food
- Great Aunt Melody
- Maggi
- Barack Obama
- Tigger and Lucy
- Olbermann Fish
Weird
There is a new person here. He is bald like me.
Tomorrow we will eat turkey.
Mommy said I can have some cool whip.
Tomorrow we will eat turkey.
Mommy said I can have some cool whip.
Zia's Auto Tip #320
Ask your mechanic if they are running any specials or will match a coupon from a competitor.
Through the end of December, I'm offering a full synthetic oil change with 40 point inspection and free tire rotation for $39.99.
Through the end of December, I'm offering a full synthetic oil change with 40 point inspection and free tire rotation for $39.99.
Dear Santa (Part 2) - The Addendums
Dear Santa -
Please don't forget about my Aunt Maggi.
She doesn't have a blog and I don't think she knows how to read or write.
Also, my mommy has a list for you if you want it.
In "Dear Santa, Part 1", I asked for a Fisher Price High Chair. It is very nice, but that was before I knew about this marvelous piece of furniture.
Thank you for your consideration. I am still a very good girl.
Pineapple Princess, Zia
Please don't forget about my Aunt Maggi.
She doesn't have a blog and I don't think she knows how to read or write.
Also, my mommy has a list for you if you want it.
In "Dear Santa, Part 1", I asked for a Fisher Price High Chair. It is very nice, but that was before I knew about this marvelous piece of furniture.
Thank you for your consideration. I am still a very good girl.
Pineapple Princess, Zia
New Outfit
I got a new outfit with little Aunt Maggi's on them.
Weird.
I wonder if Aunt Maggi has an outfit with little Zia's on them...
Weird.
I wonder if Aunt Maggi has an outfit with little Zia's on them...
Goodbye Tuesday, Hello Wednesday
Such a busy day...
Ate my food
Met Mommy at Red Robin for Lunch
Slept
Got a balloon
Went to Target with Grammie
Ate my food
Played
Napped
Now Daddy's Home.
Ate my food
Met Mommy at Red Robin for Lunch
Slept
Got a balloon
Went to Target with Grammie
Ate my food
Played
Napped
Now Daddy's Home.
Dear Santa (Part 1)
Dear Santa -
I'm new this year, so I'm not sure how this works, but here is some stuff I think is cool.
Mommy and Daddy say I have been a good girl this year. I have other references available upon request.
Thank you for your consideration. I hope you have a Merry Christmas.
P.S. Please bring nice things to my sisters, Tigger and Lucy. They don't have their own blogs.
I'm new this year, so I'm not sure how this works, but here is some stuff I think is cool.
Mommy and Daddy say I have been a good girl this year. I have other references available upon request.
Thank you for your consideration. I hope you have a Merry Christmas.
P.S. Please bring nice things to my sisters, Tigger and Lucy. They don't have their own blogs.
Modeling Career
If I was any cuter I would explode into a rainbow of puppies and kittens with bows in their ears.
(The remainder of my photo shoot will be available after the holiday season.)
Pineapples and Thanksgiving
The Pineapples celebrate Thanksgiving, since most people eat turkey and not Pineapple. (This is one of the many things the Pineapples are thankful for.)
The Pineapples do not celebrate Easter.
The Pineapples do not celebrate Easter.
Learning
I have learned...
- How to stick out my tongue when mommy does it
- How to gobble like a turkey
- About the pilgrims and the 1st Thanksgiving
- How not to take naps when I should
- That toys are no fun without batteries
Santa
I am working diligently on my Christmas list for Santa Claus.
I hope he has not been hurt by the economic crisis. I need STUFF.
I hope he has not been hurt by the economic crisis. I need STUFF.
Tomato Conflict Update
The tomatoes withdrew upon news that their General had gone mushy.
Peace has once again been restored to the Pineapples
Peace has once again been restored to the Pineapples
Pineapple Press Release
Monday, November 17 2008
Pineapple Princess Zia has ordered that the Pineapple Army prepare for battle with the Tomatoes. Intelligence shows that the Tomatoes have violated Pineapple air space in preparation for a takeover of the Pineapple Kingdom. More updates to follow.
Pineapple Princess Zia has ordered that the Pineapple Army prepare for battle with the Tomatoes. Intelligence shows that the Tomatoes have violated Pineapple air space in preparation for a takeover of the Pineapple Kingdom. More updates to follow.
What a Day!
Up at 4
Eat
Up at 8:30
Eat
Poop
Play in Space
Car
Lunch with Grammie and PaPa
Eat
Poop
Grammie's House
Hair Salon
Sleep
Home
Eat
Sleep
Eat
Up at 8:30
Eat
Poop
Play in Space
Car
Lunch with Grammie and PaPa
Eat
Poop
Grammie's House
Hair Salon
Sleep
Home
Eat
Sleep
I wonder.
If someone is an honorary Pineapple, and they were caught EATING Pineapple, would that make them a cannibal?
What?
Why would someone ask if I wanted a kid's menu?
I'm guessing it didn't look like this:
Breast Milk $1.99/oz.
Similac $1.60/oz. (available in 4oz. and 8oz. only)
Enfamil $1.60/oz. (available in 4oz. and 8 oz. only)
I'm guessing it didn't look like this:
Breast Milk $1.99/oz.
Similac $1.60/oz. (available in 4oz. and 8oz. only)
Enfamil $1.60/oz. (available in 4oz. and 8 oz. only)
Shopping
I like catalog shopping. They have pretty colors and pretty people.
I would really love QVC if I was allowed to watch TV.
I would really love QVC if I was allowed to watch TV.
I like cute.
Grammie got me a cute outfit with polka dot pants!
Mommy got me a cute outfit for my pictures tomorrow!
Mommy got me a cute outfit for my pictures tomorrow!
Grammie
I had fun with Grammie again today.
We played new games.
I love my new aquarium.
I hope I get to see Papa tomorrow!
We played new games.
I love my new aquarium.
I hope I get to see Papa tomorrow!
IHOP
I did not know that this was not the 'International House of Pineapples'.
I had prepared a speech.
I had prepared a speech.
Winter
Winter is coming. Time for the Pineapples to put on their frost hats.
We are raising money for a greenhouse to keep warm.
We are raising money for a greenhouse to keep warm.
Max
I met a boy named Max at IHOP. He is much older.
I'm impressed that he can hold up his own head.
He drools a lot though.
I'm impressed that he can hold up his own head.
He drools a lot though.
Fun Day!
I had a fun day at McDonald's with Daddy and Grammie.
I checked out the automotive section at True Value.
Don't tell Papa, but I can get the stuff cheaper at Auto Zone.
Mommy bought me pretty clothes at the mall.
I checked out the automotive section at True Value.
Don't tell Papa, but I can get the stuff cheaper at Auto Zone.
Mommy bought me pretty clothes at the mall.
Turtles in Space!
I didn't know that Stella and Mr. Turtle and Mommy could all go into space too. I'm glad.
Pineapple Update
We're preparing for the Pineapple Polka Dot Ball on Sunday.
We invited the strawberries, the carrots, and the marshmallows.
We invited the strawberries, the carrots, and the marshmallows.
Yo
I'm hip hop Zia and I'm here to say...
I like to eat my milk all day.
(I'm DJ'ing a party for the Pineapples tonight)
Fuss Bucket
I saved all my fussy for Mommy and Daddy.
I had fun with Papa today. I went easy on him though.
I'm going to Panera with Mommy tomorrow.
I had fun with Papa today. I went easy on him though.
I'm going to Panera with Mommy tomorrow.
Touchy
Mommy doesn't like it when I talk about Space Camp.
I'm excited for Papa to come visit me though. I'll try not to be fussy.
I'm excited for Papa to come visit me though. I'll try not to be fussy.
Hair
I'm going to get my hair done with Mommy tonight.
I'm thinking maybe a few highlights and a trim.
I'm tied of having hair like Joe Biden.
I'm thinking maybe a few highlights and a trim.
I'm tied of having hair like Joe Biden.
Election Night - 2
Obama is ahead, but they haven't called any swing states yet.
I bet I get to stay up late tonight.
I bet I get to stay up late tonight.
Election Night - 1
I am very sleepy. I hope I can stay awake.
Indiana and Kentucky polls have closed.
Wolf Blitzer is a funny name.
Indiana and Kentucky polls have closed.
Wolf Blitzer is a funny name.
Happy Birthday Mommy!
I want to stay awake for your entire birthday.
I might cry, eat and poop a lot though.
I might cry, eat and poop a lot though.
Song
I'm Zia with a Z-I-A.
I refuse to take my naps today.
I like to sit and cry and play.
I'm Zia with a Z-I-A.
I refuse to take my naps today.
I like to sit and cry and play.
I'm Zia with a Z-I-A.
Slumber Party!
I'm going to Grammie and Papa's for a slumber party!
Mama got me a pink backpack for my stuff.
Stella and Mr. Turtle are going too.
They don't have their own backpacks.
Thanks
This is Zia's mom.
Thanks to Grammie and Papa for a wonderful Halloween celebration! (Even if Grammie did think she was Santa or maybe a strawberry.)
We have many new traditions for little miss Zia!
Thanks to Grammie and Papa for a wonderful Halloween celebration! (Even if Grammie did think she was Santa or maybe a strawberry.)
We have many new traditions for little miss Zia!
HELLO!
I ate so much candy that I'm never going to sleep.
I got a...
I got a...
- tootsie roll
- chocolate covered marshmallow
- twinkie (yah, a twinkie!)
- carmel apple
- twix bar
- hershey bar
- homemade sugar cookies
- candy necklace
- ring pop
- sweet tarts
Trade Agreements 101
It is in the best interest of the Pineapples to have free trade with the other fruits.
The recent trade agreement with the Strawberries allows us to sell scarves and bubble gum to the Strawberries and in return we get to buy candy bars and hats.
The recent trade agreement with the Strawberries allows us to sell scarves and bubble gum to the Strawberries and in return we get to buy candy bars and hats.
Civic Duty
I went to the Obama office today and helped Mama make phone calls.
She did most of the talking.
She did most of the talking.
Big Day
I had SUCH a big day with Grammie and Papa!
- Rumbi is fun.
- I love purses.
- Ice cream is cold.
Valvoline
Why didn't Papa let me change his oil?
It's only $29.95 + oil disposal fee. I do a free 40 point inspection.
It's only $29.95 + oil disposal fee. I do a free 40 point inspection.
Halloween
My Halloween costume is complete.
I hope I get lots of candy.
Oh wait, I can't eat candy. :-(
I hope I get lots of candy.
Oh wait, I can't eat candy. :-(
Today
I am awake and eating my food.
We are going to go Vote and get chicken biscuits.
I hope I get a sticker.
We are going to go Vote and get chicken biscuits.
I hope I get a sticker.
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