Urgent Pineapple Nation Update

It was brought to my attention by Pineapple Intelligence Officer Great Aunt Melody that some of our beloved Pineapples were kidnapped by grocery conglomerate Aldi's.

A strike team, led by honorary Pineapple Chuck Norris, was able to successfully rescue the Pineapples and return them to the greenhouse.

The rogue porcupine has been removed from duty and replaced by a loyal badger.

Pineapple Princess Zia