Zia's Auto Tip #325

To get the best mileage out of your vehicle, you should get your spark plugs changed every 30k miles.

My shop offers that service with our Deluxe Service Package for only $39.95. (Foreign cars are extra.)

Cool Stuff About Me

  1. My feet are fun.
  2. I can wave at Mommy.
  3. I can turn on my aquarium.
  4. I can yell in a restaurant.
  5. I like bath time.
  6. I eat my rice cereal.

New Friend

Lucy the Kitty is my new friend.
I petted her and she liked it.

Missing! - Update

Monkey has been safely returned.
All is well.

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Missing!


Have you seen this Monkey?

He has been missing since 1/08/09.
My other Monkey is lonely.

$5 Reward for his safe return.

Official Song of the Pineapples


Pineapple Princess

"Pineapple Princess," he calls me, "Pineapple Princess," all day
As he plays his ukulele on the hill above the bay.
"Pineapple Princess, I love you, you're the sweetest girl I've seen.
Some day we're gonna marry and you'll be my Pineapple Queen."

I saw a boy on Oahu isle
Floatin' down the bay on a crocodile.
He waved at me and he swam ashore
And I knew he'd be mine forevermore.

"Pineapple Princess," he calls me, "Pineapple Princess," all day
As he plays his ukulele on the hill above the bay.
"Pineapple Princess, I love you, you're the sweetest girl I've seen.
Some day we're gonna marry and you'll be my Pineapple Queen."

He sings his song from banana trees
He even sings to me on his water skis.
We went skin-divin' and beneath the blue
He sang and played his ukulele, too.

"Pineapple Princess, I love you, you're the sweetest girl I've seen.
Some day we're gonna marry and you'll be my Pineapple Queen."

We'll settle down in a bamboo hut
And he will be my own little coconut.
Then we'll be beachcombin' royalty
On wicky-wicky wacky Waikiki.

"Pineapple Princess," he calls me, "Pineapple Princess," all day
As he plays his ukulele on the hill above the bay.
"Pineapple Princess, I love you, you're the sweetest girl I've seen.
Some day we're gonna marry and you'll be my Pineapple Queen."