A Warning from the Pineapple Princess

I was recently informed about a rash of unauthorized Pineapple merchandise available for sale.
We believe this started at the Estes Park True Value with a line of infant swimsuits.
Please be aware that this is NOT official merchandise and will likely fall apart after a few uses.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Zia - Pineapple Princess & Official Pineapple Nation Merchandise Selection Committee Chair