Fraud!

This Pineapple Queen is a fraud!

Important Lesson

It is not a good idea to stick 3 puffs in your mouth and then try to crawl.
I threw up on Mommy's feet.

An Open Letter

To the Parents of Typhoid Timmy who decided it was a good idea to take your disease ridden child to the Children's Museum on Monday....

Thanks a lot!

I am tired of pooping and not eating.

Please reply and I will send you some common sense for my Birthday.

Zia

Barenaked Ladies

Who needs sleep?
(well you're never gonna get it)
Who needs sleep?
(tell me what's that for)
Who needs sleep?
(be happy with what you're getting
There's a guy who's been awake
since the Second World War)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I am fussy today.
All I want is Tylenol and a good nights sleep!
(Oh, and Puffs. I love Puffs.)

Birthday Party!!!!

I'm having a Caterpillar party!!! (Animals, not Heavy Equipment).
Don't be jealous.

Big Day

I went to the Children's Museum! I was expecting exhibits about children.
Instead it was a bunch of stuff to play with.
Then I went to a bar, ate a turkey sandwich and watched ESPN. It was so cool.