Scandal Rocks Pineapple Nation

The following photo was recently taken in the cupboard of Honorary Pineapple, Grammie. It seems that Grammie is somehow involved with known Pineapple enemy, Kroger.

A hearing to determine Grammie's future as a Honorary Pineapple will be held when the Pineapples wake from their slumber in late March.

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Pineapple Princess Zia

More Mad Baby Skills

I slept ALL night with out my swaddle.
Then when I got up, I played with my FEET.
I'm a big girl!

Pineapple Express Press Release

The Pineapples have just received funding for our new monorail, the Pineapple Express. This will allow the Pineapples to move around faster and more efficiently once they leave the Greenhouse.
The Pineapple Express is due to open in the Fall.

Food

I think I might like to eat Junior Mints and Diet Coke.

Noise

Grammie says the Sci Fi channel might hire me to make dinosaur noises.

Fun Tip

It is fun to make loud noises with your mouth.
I am going to Noodles tomorrow!

Sweat Pants

I like wearing my pink sweat pants and going to Grammie's.

It is very windy today.

I got to wear my new hat.